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great story opener Show more

I'm gonna stream Mario Saves Christmas (SMW hack) and then Mario World Randomized + Crowd Control after at in about, say, a half hour at most.

My favorite part of Google's SafeSearch is it doesn't even begin to block all of the "inappropriate" results by image searching "haha yeet"

Any day can be the darkest of the year if you ᵈᵉˢᶜᵉⁿᵈ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵐᵉ ᶦⁿᵗᵒ ᵃ ʷᵒʳˡᵈ ᵒᶠ ᵖᵘʳᵉ ˢʰᵃᵈᵒʷ

I've always wanted to go to New England. I've never been there but I want to go. See the rocky beach. Eat the maple syrup or whatever the fuck.

Here's a thing that I really liked about yesterday:

I have a flute solo in our "Jazz Carols" where we play caroling songs but with jazz "architecture".

Being a flute, I have to solo the entirety of Silent Night the first way through.

During our last run through that piece, we all took kazoos that we got earlier out of our pockets and stuff and all played our parts on kazoo the first time through.

It was great and I'm so glad I decided to sign up for it

Literally in class during a CSP final and the kid next to me (who's rank one in his class btw) asks me what assembly is

My favorite part of the day is when I'm extracting a zip

Alright here's my Christmas plan:

Blow my money on a Switch

does the "dropping a malware flash drive in the parking lot and hoping someone plugs it in" cyberattack vector have a proper name yet? if not, i propose Show more

*walks up to mic, audience goes silent*

*leans in*


*audience erupts in applause, throwing their children on stage as appreciation*

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Scuttlebug Space

A scuttlebug jamboreed too hard and got lost in space.